Write your own Book of Revelation.

For the last time, Revelation means whatever the crap you want it to mean. The point of Revelation is to give you same damn good reading material, to get into the spirit of worship. It’s there to entertain you and give you a God high. It’s not there for know-it-all theologians, heavy-handed pastors, and Joe…

How I Choose to Present Myself to the Bible

I choose to read the bible with my imagination engaged. I seek not the “correct” answer, nor the commentaries, nor the assent of the decorated, nor an unchanging constellation of received versions. I ask What if? What if the bible is an abridged account of relevant goings on from way back, and it is the…