Excerpts from a Month of My Facebook Posts

Just to prove I haven’t been slacking off, here are a bunch of pretentious things I wrote on Facebook last month and this month. Not all of the following Facebook posts (here in chronological order, not reverse chronological order) are about God, Christ, the Spirit, and whatnot. Some are about my love-hate relationship with technology.…

Tell me about God.

Ain’t no wrong answer. Is God dead? Is God everything? Does he wear Groucho glasses? Is he your dog? Tell me about God as you know God. Is he, as a longtime online contact of mine offered, “personal, redeeming, serenity, all”? Is he, as I illustrated here, a bit on the sarcastic side at times?…

God Trivializing the Lord’s Prayer

Church: Our Father… God: Is this an emergency? Church: …who art in Heaven… God: Actually I’m on the crapper, do you mind? Church: …hallowed be Thy name… God: Oh boy, brown-nosing, my favorite. What did you do this time and how much will it cost me? Church: Thy kingdom come… God: Wouldn’t that be nice……

My First Sermon

Seeing as I’ve now been a believer for five four weeks, I feel I’m now ready to embark on the next logical step in my spiritual journey, namely, to open my own church and start preaching the word of God. I’ve experienced the Christ firsthand, read most of the gospels, heard of Deuteronomy, and through…