Looking for God in a bottle?

There are plenty of reasons to quit drinking alcohol, but none of them are very convincing: Save money? Meh, just get more money. Better health? Meh, gonna die some day anyway. Act less like an ass? Meh, I’m an ass either way. You can name and check off a thousand reasons for quitting, but what…

Write your own Book of Revelation.

For the last time, Revelation means whatever the crap you want it to mean. The point of Revelation is to give you same damn good reading material, to get into the spirit of worship. It’s there to entertain you and give you a God high. It’s not there for know-it-all theologians, heavy-handed pastors, and Joe…

Repost: Mushrooms, Hulk Hogan & Treasure

My friend in Christ, Holly, writes stories from life and segues them seamlessly into exegeses of Christ’s messages. She’s spent her life studying God’s word and knows what she’s talking about, but she’s really accessible and even entertaining. I recommend her blog to my own subscribers, because she comes at you from a different angle…

Tell me about God.

Ain’t no wrong answer. Is God dead? Is God everything? Does he wear Groucho glasses? Is he your dog? Tell me about God as you know God. Is he, as a longtime online contact of mine offered, “personal, redeeming, serenity, all”? Is he, as I illustrated here, a bit on the sarcastic side at times?…