He also loves my middle finger. In fact, he loves every part of me. What he doesn’t so much love is people judging other people, or so I hear. So. I guess I’ll try not to judge other people.
Unless they’re complete hypocrites who judge me for my colorful word choices when they can’t even go a day without lying to their spouses. In which case I will judge them right back, only harder.
And then they will judge me for judging them back, and then I will roundhouse kick them in the genitals.
Hey, where you going, Lord? Come back! I was just kidding! Ha ha. We’re all buddies here.
Is it just me, or did someone just turn up the thermostat a couple of degrees?